It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
Look how happy all the grass Pokémon are
never stop dancing lil’ buddies
"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"
"we’re gonna have pizza"
"here’s 20$ go have some fun"
"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"
"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"
They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass